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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via neptume)

My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

Friend:"So how's your daughter doing?"
Dad:"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
Friend:"What's she studying?"
Dad:"Political Science."
Friend:"And does she have a boyfriend?"
Dad:"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
Friend:"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
Dad:"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
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